TRISKIT
MicroStrategy Cat 🐱
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Inspired by the MicroStrategy Bitcoin treasury culture.
TRISKIT is an independent meme project and is not affiliated with or endorsed by MicroStrategy or Michael Saylor.
The morning routine of a treasury cat.
Documented on the desk, next to the router, before the second cup of coffee. No caption needed — TRISKIT speaks for itself.
Saylor's cat
doesn't sell.
Somewhere inside the MicroStrategy universe, while analysts refresh charts and the market argues with itself, TRISKIT is doing exactly one thing. Not trading. Not timing tops. Just watching the treasury grow from a desk covered in cables and coffee.
TRISKIT is an imaginary employee of the Bitcoin treasury strategy world — inspired by Michael Saylor, MicroStrategy, and MSTR's public devotion to accumulation. A meme, not a memo. Fan art, not filing.
"Rewards are on MSTR" is a line, not a promise. It's the joke that ties TRISKIT back to the treasury-strategy world it's mocking — not a claim about yield, returns, or any financial product. No rewards, dividends, or guarantees are offered by TRISKIT.
BUY
BITCOIN.
BUY MORE
BITCOIN.
NEVER SELL
BITCOIN.
What is
TRISKIT?
TRISKIT is the MicroStrategy Cat — a meme character who lives, metaphorically, at a desk inside the Bitcoin treasury world. Its entire personality is one trade, executed forever.
Humans overthink this. They time markets, watch candles, argue on timelines. TRISKIT just buys. Then buys more. Then goes back to sitting on the desk.
Born from Bitcoin-maximalist culture, MicroStrategy's public accumulation strategy, and the general absurdity of a housecat being more disciplined about conviction than most portfolios.
TRISKIT is fan-made. It is not created, run, or endorsed by MicroStrategy or Michael Saylor — it's a tribute to the culture they built, told through a cat who refuses to sell.
TRISKIT at work: a desk-side collage.